An Unusual Fairy Tale with a Usual Ending

An Unusual Fairy Tale with a Usual Ending.

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An Unusual Fairy Tale with a Usual Ending.

Once upon a time, in the great nation of England, lived an ugly princess called Maggie. Her parents and a few court members were the only ones who could endure looking at her. The king used this particular daughter as a method of punishment for the criminals of the kingdom. Most of them who saw her either went blind or committed suicide. The legend says that her ugliness was due to a bad fairy's spell.

Sadly, only one person knew the princess as she really could be, for her appearance to all but the two ( the princess and the unknown conic ) was the work of the fairies! According to documented fact, the fairies were the subterranean catalysts who worked subtly and secretly to fulfil their own legend.

Anyhow, the princess was actually the greatest little lady to lou grace the royal hall of any palace in that epoch. I mean this girl had the face which stopped hearts beating, a slender neck which gave way to graceful shoulders and breasts which could not be described by mere words but I'll try. Umm, .... firm, round, soft, warm with great little nipples that got soooo hard when you rubbed them like this .... oh shit!!! Sorry, got carried away reminiscing. Her supple waist led to smooth, curved hips of the same soft skin so sweet to smell and taste.... I CAN'T FUCKIN TAKE IT ANYMORE!! CALL MY PUBLISHER! CALL ROOM SERVICE! CALL THE TARANTELLA FORMAL ESCORT SERVICE! OH GOD!

Whew, I'm back! what a trip. Well as you can imagine, I can't fully describe the rest of her voluptuous sensuous body without causing incredible ( and I mean intense ) pain to myself and to you.

Anyway, this little princess was having a lot of problems dealing with her life. All that she could think about was how badly she wanted to enjoy every kind of sexual experience possible, I mean this child wanted to fuck. Not only was she incredibly horny, but she knew the only way to break the spell which had been cast upon her was to fuck her brains out in a frenzy of lust and passion. But alas, her terrible ugliness made it impossible for her to achieve this goal.

Then, one day while she was strolling through the woods on a lovely spring day she met a centaur. Maggie was quite bewildered. She did not believe that centaurs existed. She got into an intensely philosophical discussion with him. Then in the middle of a sentence, she yelled "Please, please fuck me". The centaur, whose name happened to be Syphilis, said to her in response to her frenzied statement "Yes beautiful princess". Maggie knew the spell would be broken as she saw the most incredible erection take place. She could not believe her own eyes, fourteen inches in length and three inches in width. She was wet looking and thinking about what was about to occur.

Three inches wide !?! I mean three fucken inches wide ??? What kind of a chick is this anyhow ? What's her idea of big ?.... A HORSE ?? Anyhow....

This obviously deranged chick had only one thought in her perverted mind. She was gonna fuck the living daylights out of the centaur. Horse cock or no horse cock! Undoing her buttoned blouse she exposed her breasts. How the layer of perspiration glistened in the sunlight! Her pointed nipples revealed her anticipation as she slowly slid her zipper down and grasping the sides of her skin tight leather pants, peeling them from her orgasmic thighs, which many sighs.

Reaching up she caressed the shoulders of her found lover. "Lady," he whispered, "I'm gonna fuck you till the cows come home."

Part 2 : THE UTOPIA OF ALBERT FISH.

Editors note - ignore that heading...

The undulating oscillation of pain and ecstasy caused be the previously implied sentiment sent psychic waves, of such intensity that they were felt in our mirror world ( negative ).

Muscle pulled upon tendon and tendon pulled upon bone. She sought to increase to widen. Her lungs expelled volumes of parched air in gasps. Animal instincts previously unknown in human behaviour were being replized. Rejoicing in her agony she pitied her entire being against the onslaught of the beast. To her disbelief, her satyr displaced yet increased furore. She began to wail. She beseeched upon his sympathy, his pity.

It was to no avail. The deed would be done. The great howling of the wind could be heard throughout the wood, and indeed throughout the whole kingdom. The princess' cries of pain and ecstasy could be heard throughout the land. Farmers, blacksmiths and even politicians stopped in their tracks, only to look down and behold their burgeoning erections. The world seem to explode in a mad frenzy of sexual energy. Fair maidens rushed out into the warmth of the sun, ripping their clothes from their luscious bodies. Everyone seemed to be leaving their reason behind them - only physical satisfaction seemed important.

Meanwhile back in the woods, Maggie the ugly princess drew strength from the sexual energy flowing into the wood from the surrounding towns and cities. She felt herself exploding orgasm after orgasm, her body was wet and spent but she refused to give in. She reached for her last reserves of strength to vanquish this centaur of mammoth proportions. ( I mean 14 X 3", oh shit what pain! )

Actually, the pain was overwhelmed by incredible pleasure. And quite suddenly Maggie the ugly princess became surprisingly beautiful. When she returned to the castle after the amazingly infinite number of orgasms, her parents where stunned by her overwhelming beauty. They couldn't figure out what had provoked such a change. Her face was a huge smile. And she was singing the stones latest hit "Lets Spend the Night Together". Little did she know that the next time she would have sex with the centaur Syphilis, he would change into a gorgeous prince called Mohamed. ( Publishers note the writers as quite drunk, therefore incredibly horny ) They cannot spell to well either!! ( Pub. )

So fuck off !! I mean, I mean, I MEEEAN that I don't know what colour my purple vest is and to be frank, I don't care. So................

This princess, singing, and walking funny because her body had been sooooo worked over that afternoon, went to her bedroom and flopped down, closing her eyes. She breathed deeply, remembering her genetically deviant lover. "My God!" she thought, "I fucked that thing?!!". Feeling that familiar sensation return, she stopped and resigned herself to the sensitivity of her clitoris and the slipperyness ( slipperiness, ed. ) of her warm soft, inviting, open, and thoroughly orgasmic thighs.

Slowwwwwwwwwwwly unfastening her white lace garters she relaxed her legs from the grasp of her stockings ( black mesh, of course, ed. ) and licking her left hand, she slipped her palm across her breasts, past her stomach to her magnificent pussy, lying close below the lightly coloured patch of soft pubic.

She sighed again and again. She rubbed her hand on her already wet clitoris, and moaned until she could no longer endure masturbating. Quickly she got up and ran into the forest towards the centaur's home, in her birthday suit, with her breasts swinging up and down as she went. ( I always wonder why I put myself through such torture as to give such accurate descriptions---ahh that body! mmmmmmmmmmmmm..................) When she found the centaur, he was lying in bed. Seeing her, he went crazy with delight. Again they started to ball, getting the whole kingdom SCREWED up. Syphilis suddenly transformed into Mohammed the great, and extremely good-looking prince. Maggie looked at his body after his sudden change and freaked--still his penis was 14 X 3". "Oh wow!!!!", she said as her clitoris wet wild AND CRAZY.

AND THEY ALL FUCKED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

THE END.